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Crank's Bouncing Journal
Well I decided since I have some stories to tell again about bouncing this week, that I would start a journal and update it once a week about my night bouncin....... Thought it might be entertaining, and fun to look back on for me....
So.... This week (Mar. 26 2004):
I arrive and the place is startin to fill up..... There is a large amount of hotties this week and it seems they left most of their clothes at home.....
First piece of action: Some guys are smoking a joint on the patio.... I'm the only guy out there, so I go over and he puts it out..... I said you can't smoke that shit here.... He tried to argue with me that if others can smoke cigerettes he can smoke that..... I said NOPE.... Time to go..... So I kicked him out.... His friends said nothing....
Drunks: Throughout the night I kicked out 2 other guys for being too drunk..... Niether one said a word.... Tho one guys GF tried to tell me he did nothing wrong..... then called me a reatard..... So I kicked her out too.....
Grindin: While posted by the bathrooms, a girl went to walk by me and was bumped by someone into me..... Instead of walking away she decided to grind her ass into me for a bit..... Then looked over her shoulder and said "you like that??"..... I just smiled...
Showoff: A chinese girl on her way to the bathroom tried to take her bottle with her, so I had to remind her she had to leave it outside the bathroom on the counter..... When she came out of the bathroom she picked up her bottle, looked at me and proceeded to shove the neck of the bottle down her throat as if giving it a BJ......
Table dancin: A girl stood up on the table in my section and started dancing (tho I enjoyed it, it's not allowed....), so I went over and asked her to get down from the table..... She told me she thought I wanted to "suck her ass"...... I said maybe later, and asked her nicely to sit down..... She did....
Those were the best stories of the night....
Nothing too exciting happened..... No fights inside the bar.... everyone went willingly, and everything went pretty smooth.
I'll update next week....
So.... This week (Mar. 26 2004):
I arrive and the place is startin to fill up..... There is a large amount of hotties this week and it seems they left most of their clothes at home.....
First piece of action: Some guys are smoking a joint on the patio.... I'm the only guy out there, so I go over and he puts it out..... I said you can't smoke that shit here.... He tried to argue with me that if others can smoke cigerettes he can smoke that..... I said NOPE.... Time to go..... So I kicked him out.... His friends said nothing....
Drunks: Throughout the night I kicked out 2 other guys for being too drunk..... Niether one said a word.... Tho one guys GF tried to tell me he did nothing wrong..... then called me a reatard..... So I kicked her out too.....
Grindin: While posted by the bathrooms, a girl went to walk by me and was bumped by someone into me..... Instead of walking away she decided to grind her ass into me for a bit..... Then looked over her shoulder and said "you like that??"..... I just smiled...
Showoff: A chinese girl on her way to the bathroom tried to take her bottle with her, so I had to remind her she had to leave it outside the bathroom on the counter..... When she came out of the bathroom she picked up her bottle, looked at me and proceeded to shove the neck of the bottle down her throat as if giving it a BJ......
Table dancin: A girl stood up on the table in my section and started dancing (tho I enjoyed it, it's not allowed....), so I went over and asked her to get down from the table..... She told me she thought I wanted to "suck her ass"...... I said maybe later, and asked her nicely to sit down..... She did....
Those were the best stories of the night....
Nothing too exciting happened..... No fights inside the bar.... everyone went willingly, and everything went pretty smooth.
I'll update next week....
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