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    I just read an article that stated you have 5-8lbs of fecal build up per foot of colon. Your colon is as long as you are tall. Thats a lot of weight to flush out in 45 minutes! The article also read that 1 45 minute clonic irrigation session is equivalent to 3 days of fasting....

    Think about it.... I;ll bet your waist size would definetly benifit from this.. I just may do it.
    SweatMachine
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  • #2
    Reminds of when Johnny Knoxville went in and had that done on Jackass in the Santa Suit...

    Anyway, has anyone ever tried this before? It supposedly supposed to be "refreshing" (whatever that means) but I dont know if I have the stones to do it..

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    • #3
      Same here Bro...it kind of invasive and embarassing too
      SweatMachine
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      • #4
        Re: 5-8lbs per foot of colon..

        Originally posted by SweatMachine
        I just read an article that stated you have 5-8lbs of fecal build up per foot of colon.
        I won't or can't say that that quote is inaccurate but it sounds terribly hard to believe for me, bro. I mean, think about it, you probably couldn't even get 5 pounds of FOOD per foot of colon, let alone sludge, without bursting your guts wide open.

        If that is true, I will go out in the next 2 weeks and have one for certain and report back to everyone here. They better make is enjoyable, though, and give me a reach around during the procedure.

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        • #5
          i don't think that is true. when i hit 35, i had a colonosopy and had to drink 4 oz. of some liquid to purge my intestines before the procedure and crapped once. i'd say 3-5 lbs at once could be in there....
          You can't grill it if you don't kill it.

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          • #6
            here are some quotes from the article in Natural Muscle magazine , a mag that is distributed on both coasts.....(www.naturalmuscle.net)

            " On average an adult's alimenary canal is approx. 32 feet long. Out of this your colon is 5-6 feet and small intestine about 23 feet. Your colon can store 8-10 lbs of digested waste for every foot. Your small intestine can store 1-2 lbs for every foot."

            "Healthy bowl movements are 12-18inches long"

            "The colon re absorbs fliud 8-10 times every 30 mins."

            "one should have 2 -3 bowel movements per day"

            " One colonic = 3 days of fasting"

            It sounds unrasonable but I have heard these figure from several different sources over the paast many years.

            I agree Skip, it sound like a lot of ...shit.

            anyways... I dont want to shoot myself in the fot, but, I swear to god, I just saw the name of the author of this article....are you ready for this?...

            His name is Billy Oder...

            I shit you not!
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            • #7
              Why do I feel like I am being punked? LOL

              I tell you, bro, if I could even get 5 pounds out of there, I still might consider it. Hmmm..... I still want the reach around, though. hehe

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              • #8
                This is just a shitty conversation!!!!
                "Well done is better than well said"

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                • #9
                  Im with Skip...Id have to be guaranteed a reacharound plus at the very least, a coupon for dinner that night. Im easy, but have to be taken care of first..

                  -slide
                  "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

                  "Carry 24/7 or guess right."

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                  • #10
                    I would be embarassed seeing that damn cow i ate along w/ all the other crap I ate!

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                    • #11
                      This is a topic I speak to several people a day about...Lots don't want to hear it, but it is so important...They can transplant hearts, lungs, kidneys and so on, but can't replace a colon without a bag! When you get colon cancer, there is a high probability you will die from it.
                      Your colon has enough room in it for about 3 1/2 meals..after that, it should be one in and one out..If you are not eliminating several times a day..you are constipated...women, really have more of a problem with this than most guys do.
                      Read under articles about more on colon health..
                      Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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                      • #12
                        Well if I do it, I'll post my experiences for I'll to read...
                        SweatMachine
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SweatMachine
                          Well if I do it, I'll post my experiences for I'll to read...
                          More often than not it is a good experience...however, I recently had 2 friends that did it and had blow outs during the process, due to weakened lining in the intestinal track..Twas instant surgery for these boys! Just food for thought
                          Heckman aka "WISE" OLD MAN

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                          • #14
                            I read somewhere that the colan can hold 10lbs of impacted waste. I don't like the idea of colon irrigation but have been thinking about it myself.
                            Let us know your results if you're brave enough to try the proceedure Sweat.
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                            • #15
                              I think the key word is Can-Not is. The colon has the ability to hold 5-8 lbs per foot. (If your eating Ball bearings its probably higher) And defecating 2-3 times a day seems a bit over kill. Sure I could sit down and shit a few times a day. And if work really sucks I might. But why would you want to? Why not just one big one a day?


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