Project Super Fat Ass Has A Winner

DuckDuckGoose · 05-15-2007, 09:19 AM

ladies and gentlemen of intensemuscle.com :

im not exactly sure where to begin. words cannot describe the excitement and joy that i am feeling right now. over the past several days, some of intense muscle.com's most elite, most revered, most sexual active members embarked on a perilous and somewhat insane journey. this journey tested their minds, their hearts, their stomachs, and their penises. but, like the true champions they are, they rose to the occasion. these men put life and limb on the line as they battled from one meal to the next. they lauged at little ceasars, snickered at snickers, dipped into the ranch dressing, manhandled the heinekens, out ate the out back, and plowed through an unknown number of fat chicks on their way to super fat ass stardom. so, with out further ado, the winner, and new champion of the first ever project super fat ass, is .........

5luke2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congratulations luke!!

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 09:28 AM

For Luke (Official first Project Superfatass winner):

For JT (unfortunately last place in calorie totals):

Workhorse · 05-15-2007, 10:08 AM

Gotta love their new avatars!! lol

5luke2 · 05-15-2007, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuckDuckGoose

ladies and gentlemen of intensemuscle.com :

im not exactly sure where to begin. words cannot describe the excitement and joy that i am feeling right now. over the past several days, some of intense muscle.com's most elite, most revered, most sexual active members embarked on a perilous and somewhat insane journey. this journey tested their minds, their hearts, their stomachs, and their penises. but, like the true champions they are, they rose to the occasion. these men put life and limb on the line as they battled from one meal to the next. they lauged at little ceasars, snickered at snickers, dipped into the ranch dressing, manhandled the heinekens, out ate the out back, and plowed through an unknown number of fat chicks on their way to super fat ass stardom. so, with out further ado, the winner, and new champion of the first ever project super fat ass, is .........

5luke2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congratulations luke!!

honestly when you get back here u need to think of becoming some type of comical writer

JNo20 · 05-15-2007, 10:30 AM

congratulations Luke!!!

ch4881 · 05-15-2007, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5luke2

honestly when you get back here u need to think of becoming some type of comical writer

agreed, I laughed my ass off when I read that.

CONGRATS LUKE. I actually thought about entering this and figured that I would have a good chance of winning. But when I saw what you ate I realized that I would never have a chance in hell against you in an eating contest. I'm still in disbelief.

5luke2 · 05-15-2007, 11:04 AM

fatty foods never really make me feel full, even when i was in 8th grade i could down 2 large pizzas in one sitting, and also with my talks with 'the natty' the summer before my senior year in highschool was known as 'the summer of the triple cheese burger' which was fine when i was running everyday and playing sports but i try not to eat like that everyday now, usually once every 1-2 weeks ill have a total slob day

slide · 05-15-2007, 11:12 AM

Very impressive Luke...and all the participants. Cant wait until the next event....is this quarterly or yearly?

-slide

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 11:13 AM

I'm the same, never feel full from cheat shit but find it quite hard to get a lot of good food down.

So Luke I guess it's upto you when you are next going to put your title on the line.

I believe the following competitors should be added to the lineup at the next major Project: Superfatass event:

New Blood:
- T-Money
- BrianB
- Adam
- CH4881
- MindOverMuscle
- Wakejump
- Slide
- chrisu
- Big Cal

Legends:
- Luke
- me
- JNo
- Natural
- Nikkiboy
- IRON Brendan
- JT

No excuses guys... (anyone else is free to join in too of course)

BIX · 05-15-2007, 11:42 AM

great job guys, count me in for the next one!@

congrats luke!

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Cal

great job guys, count me in for the next one!@

congrats luke!

added you to the list!

the next trailer video is gonna be an epic if everyone joins in.

CNizz · 05-15-2007, 11:52 AM

Luke, you are a model for us all, i can only one day hope to reach your level of Super Fatassedness

CNizz · 05-15-2007, 11:53 AM

ps - awesome vid Chris!

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 11:53 AM

thanks - can we count you in for the next competition?

CNizz · 05-15-2007, 11:56 AM

only if my wife puts on weight lol

Jay Cook · 05-15-2007, 12:03 PM

LOL love the new avi - I would have also like to see the marlboro man's head on that body, that would have also been hilarious.

did we find out a total for luke??

5luke2 · 05-15-2007, 12:13 PM

we got a rugh estimate, none of the fuddruckers stuff had ANY info

IronReload 04 · 05-15-2007, 12:17 PM

How does this thing work......I have been known to put some food down, but i dont know if i am quite on par with some individuals around here

5luke2 · 05-15-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedSkull

I'm the same, never feel full from cheat shit but find it quite hard to get a lot of good food down.

So Luke I guess it's upto you when you are next going to put your title on the line.

I believe the following competitors should be added to the lineup at the next major Project: Superfatass event:

New Blood:
- T-Money
- BrianB
- Adam
- CH4881
- MindOverMuscle
- Wakejump
- Slide
- chrisu
- Big Cal

Legends:
- Luke
- me
- JNo
- Natural
- Nikkiboy
- IRON Brendan
- JT

No excuses guys... (anyone else is free to join in too of course)

how about the next contest im excused from so theres a new winner and then when theyre ready i challenge him?

DuckDuckGoose · 05-15-2007, 12:24 PM

it will be up to luke to decide when the title is put up for grabs. and it will be up to the legends to decide if i can participate, or if i retain my status as grand master over project super fat ass. if i retain my status, im going to make this shit a world wide exstraveganza!!! im talking website, dvd's, pay per view, fat chicks, the whole nine yards.

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 12:24 PM

Eat as much as you can (calories) in a 24 hour period. Record everything then post the calories.

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuckDuckGoose

it will be up to luke to decide when the title is put up for grabs. and it will be up to the legends to decide if i can participate, or if i retain my status as grand master over project super fat ass. if i retain my status, im going to make this shit a world wide exstraveganza!!! im talking website, dvd's, pay per view, fat chicks, the whole nine yards.

haha

thats a good idea Luke

5luke2 · 05-15-2007, 12:28 PM

either that or we wait at least a month to do this again

T-MONEY · 05-15-2007, 12:53 PM

guys, i run a mexican restaurant. i can eat all this for free. maybe not 25k worth but id be up there.

**RedSkull** · 05-15-2007, 01:22 PM

Sorry T, there is only one reply to that....

05-15-2007, 09:19 AM	#1
DuckDuckGoose Super-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Schmoove's Basement Posts: 3,020	Project Super Fat Ass Has A Winner ladies and gentlemen of intensemuscle.com : im not exactly sure where to begin. words cannot describe the excitement and joy that i am feeling right now. over the past several days, some of intense muscle.com's most elite, most revered, most sexual active members embarked on a perilous and somewhat insane journey. this journey tested their minds, their hearts, their stomachs, and their penises. but, like the true champions they are, they rose to the occasion. these men put life and limb on the line as they battled from one meal to the next. they lauged at little ceasars, snickered at snickers, dipped into the ranch dressing, manhandled the heinekens, out ate the out back, and plowed through an unknown number of fat chicks on their way to super fat ass stardom. so, with out further ado, the winner, and new champion of the first ever project super fat ass, is ......... 5luke2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congratulations luke!! __________________ "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish." - Dr. Suess

05-15-2007, 09:28 AM	#2
RedSkull TEAMSKIP.net web designer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 6,784	For Luke (Official first Project Superfatass winner): For JT (unfortunately last place in calorie totals): __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. to discuss website/video/dvd etc. related work. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-15-2007, 11:12 AM	#8
slide Intense Set of the Month December 2009 Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,805	Very impressive Luke...and all the participants. Cant wait until the next event....is this quarterly or yearly? -slide __________________ "When you guys get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." "Carry 24/7 or guess right." "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion." To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-15-2007, 11:13 AM	#9
RedSkull TEAMSKIP.net web designer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bulgaria Posts: 6,784	I'm the same, never feel full from cheat shit but find it quite hard to get a lot of good food down. So Luke I guess it's upto you when you are next going to put your title on the line. I believe the following competitors should be added to the lineup at the next major Project: Superfatass event: New Blood: - T-Money - BrianB - Adam - CH4881 - MindOverMuscle - Wakejump - Slide - chrisu - Big Cal Legends: - Luke - me - JNo - Natural - Nikkiboy - IRON Brendan - JT No excuses guys... (anyone else is free to join in too of course) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. to discuss website/video/dvd etc. related work. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by RedSkull; 05-15-2007 at 11:46 AM.

05-15-2007, 11:42 AM	#10
BIX Intense Muscle Competitor Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Posts: 2,396	great job guys, count me in for the next one!@ congrats luke! __________________ NAS Pennsylvania and Delaware State Chair 2011 contests: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-15-2007, 10:08 AM	#3
Workhorse Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,017	Gotta love their new avatars!! lol

05-15-2007, 10:30 AM	#5
JNo20 Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,095	congratulations Luke!!!

05-15-2007, 11:04 AM	#7
5luke2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,691	fatty foods never really make me feel full, even when i was in 8th grade i could down 2 large pizzas in one sitting, and also with my talks with 'the natty' the summer before my senior year in highschool was known as 'the summer of the triple cheese burger' which was fine when i was running everyday and playing sports but i try not to eat like that everyday now, usually once every 1-2 weeks ill have a total slob day

05-15-2007, 11:52 AM	#12
CNizz Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oceanside Posts: 1,384	Luke, you are a model for us all, i can only one day hope to reach your level of Super Fatassedness __________________ TrueProtein: The highest quality products at the absolute lowest prices! If you have any questions or comments, I am GM here at True Protein, feel free to contact me personally. Use discount code "CNIZZ" at checkout to receive 5% off of your ENTIRE order!

05-15-2007, 11:53 AM	#13
CNizz Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oceanside Posts: 1,384	ps - awesome vid Chris! __________________ TrueProtein: The highest quality products at the absolute lowest prices! If you have any questions or comments, I am GM here at True Protein, feel free to contact me personally. Use discount code "CNIZZ" at checkout to receive 5% off of your ENTIRE order!

05-15-2007, 11:56 AM	#15
CNizz Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oceanside Posts: 1,384	only if my wife puts on weight lol __________________ TrueProtein: The highest quality products at the absolute lowest prices! If you have any questions or comments, I am GM here at True Protein, feel free to contact me personally. Use discount code "CNIZZ" at checkout to receive 5% off of your ENTIRE order!

05-15-2007, 12:03 PM	#16
Jay Cook formerly "thenatural" Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Just around the bend. Posts: 9,045	LOL love the new avi - I would have also like to see the marlboro man's head on that body, that would have also been hilarious. did we find out a total for luke?? __________________ weight training and nutrition are two very simple endeavors. In fact, they are both primal instincts we are born with. Too many people are making this stuff way too complicated. Keep it simple and basic. It works every time. Hard work and consistency always pay big dividends. -exmgq building bigger better athletes. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-15-2007, 12:13 PM	#17
5luke2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,691	we got a rugh estimate, none of the fuddruckers stuff had ANY info

05-15-2007, 12:17 PM	#18
IronReload 04 Heavyweight Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: everywhere and nowhere Posts: 2,394	How does this thing work......I have been known to put some food down, but i dont know if i am quite on par with some individuals around here

05-15-2007, 12:24 PM	#20
DuckDuckGoose Super-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Schmoove's Basement Posts: 3,020	it will be up to luke to decide when the title is put up for grabs. and it will be up to the legends to decide if i can participate, or if i retain my status as grand master over project super fat ass. if i retain my status, im going to make this shit a world wide exstraveganza!!! im talking website, dvd's, pay per view, fat chicks, the whole nine yards. __________________ "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish." - Dr. Suess

05-15-2007, 12:28 PM	#23
5luke2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,691	either that or we wait at least a month to do this again

05-15-2007, 12:53 PM	#24
T-MONEY Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,117	guys, i run a mexican restaurant. i can eat all this for free. maybe not 25k worth but id be up there. __________________ GET THAT 5%...TYG222...AT TRUEPROTEIN.COM We are the dark secret hidden deep inside the fanny pack. - The Iron Game

05-15-2007, 01:22 PM	#25
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