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Old 01-01-2015, 02:27 PM   #426
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:56 PM   #427
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I was totally devastated when I learned my wife was cheating on me. but with the help of religion I was able to come to terms with it. I converted to islam and we're going to stone her in the morning.
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Old 03-11-2016, 03:38 AM   #428
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Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner? So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula. The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula. Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes. And the bat says "Well, I didn't .
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Old 04-15-2016, 09:14 AM   #429
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haha^^^ nice
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Old 04-18-2016, 07:34 AM   #430
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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."
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Old 05-04-2016, 04:52 AM   #431
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Old 05-04-2016, 04:54 AM   #432
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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
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Old 05-17-2016, 08:47 AM   #433
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Paddy and Murphy are havin' a pint in the pub, when some scuba divers come on the TV. Paddy says, "Murphy, why is it them deep sea divers always sit on the side of the boat with them air tanks on their backs, and fall backwards out of the boat?" Murphy thinks for a minute then says, "That's easy. It's 'cos if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the friggin boat!"
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:27 PM   #434
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Old 11-19-2016, 03:16 AM   #435
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I was totally devastated when I learned my wife was cheating on me. but with the help of religion I was able to come to terms with it. I converted to islam and we're going to stone her in the morning.
Ahah,good one)
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Old 12-16-2016, 05:28 PM   #436
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There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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Old 12-16-2016, 11:51 PM   #437
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There are three types of people in the world - Those that can count....and those that can't.
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:16 AM   #438
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