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ctgblue · 01-12-2005, 08:48 AM

Jumping off the Empire State Building
Two men are sitting, drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building when one turns to the other and says:
"You know last week I discovered if you jump from the top of this building by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.
2nd Man: "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen"
1st Man:" No it's true let me prove it to you". So he gets up from the bar jumps over the balcony and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a onetime fluke."
1st Man: " No I'll prove it again", and again he jumps hurtling toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it". So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'
Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says: "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."

01-12-2005, 08:48 AM	#120
ctgblue Heavyweight Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Behind you, waiting to steal your protein Posts: 1,871	Jumping off the Empire State Building Two men are sitting, drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when one turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered if you jump from the top of this building by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. 2nd Man: "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen" 1st Man:" No it's true let me prove it to you". So he gets up from the bar jumps over the balcony and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back up to the bar. The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a onetime fluke." 1st Man: " No I'll prove it again", and again he jumps hurtling toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. 2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it". So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.' Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says: "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk." __________________ Lift big 2 get big TrueProtein.com Use discount code ctg001 for additional savings on already great prices mod at bodybuilding.com mod at iron-forum.com mod at melanoplanet.com Obesity related illness will account for more than 1/2 of all health care costs in the next few years. So why is the damn government waging war on the FITNESS Industry?? "Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Because, then you're a mile away, AND you've got their shoes"