Ok, this ones pretty dirty.... hope you guys don't get offended...
Two guys are going for a week long hike in the woods. After a few days, they start to get fed up with each other and decide to split up for the day and hike on their own. At the conclusion of the day, they meet back up.
The first guy talks about his adventure to a waterfall that was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in the world. He bathed in the creek below and had the most wonderful time.
"What'd you do?" asked the first guy to the second guy.
The second guy told his story about finding a beautiful woman tied to some train tracks. He untied her and they made the most beautiful love of his life. They must've had sex 5 or 6 times.
The first guy asks the second, "well, did you get some oral sex from her too?"
The second guy responds, "Nah, I couldn't find her head!"
HAH
Or:
You ever see a chick who is so ugly she's a triple bagger? One bag for her, one bag for you, and one bag for anyone who happens to be walking by!
-mc