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ctgblue · 11-24-2004, 08:38 AM

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.-- Clarence Day
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.-- Shirley Temple
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing, when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. -- Sam Levenson
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. -- David Letterman
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -- Douglas Adams
This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. --Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague.
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. -- Al Capone
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you -- Chuck Gubser
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason
When you go into court, you're putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -- Norm Crosby
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? -- Jean Cocturan
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. -- Leno
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. -- Michael Landon
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear cut, stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves, which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing. --Gamel Abdel Nasser
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley
It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so.
-- Artimus Ward, 1834-1867
Put another way: You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. -- Ilka Chase
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -- Mark Twain
In 3 words I can sum up everything I've learned in life. It goes on. -- Robert Frost
Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts. -- GQ
Reality is a scary plane of existence, avoid it at all costs. -- Unknown
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get less than you settled for. -- Maureen Doud
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West

11-24-2004, 08:38 AM	#87
ctgblue Heavyweight Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Behind you, waiting to steal your protein Posts: 1,871	If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.-- Clarence Day I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.-- Shirley Temple It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing, when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. -- Sam Levenson Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. -- David Letterman I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -- Douglas Adams This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. --Wolfgang Pauli, on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague. You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. -- Al Capone Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you -- Chuck Gubser I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. -- Jackie Mason When you go into court, you're putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. -- Norm Crosby We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? -- Jean Cocturan The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. -- Leno It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. -- Jerry Seinfeld If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. -- Michael Landon Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear cut, stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves, which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing. --Gamel Abdel Nasser Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so. -- Artimus Ward, 1834-1867 Put another way: You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours. -- Ilka Chase Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -- Mark Twain In 3 words I can sum up everything I've learned in life. It goes on. -- Robert Frost Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts. -- GQ Reality is a scary plane of existence, avoid it at all costs. -- Unknown The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get less than you settled for. -- Maureen Doud I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. -- Ashleigh Brilliant Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West __________________ Lift big 2 get big TrueProtein.com Use discount code ctg001 for additional savings on already great prices mod at bodybuilding.com mod at iron-forum.com mod at melanoplanet.com Obesity related illness will account for more than 1/2 of all health care costs in the next few years. So why is the damn government waging war on the FITNESS Industry?? "Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Because, then you're a mile away, AND you've got their shoes"