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ctgblue · 11-19-2004, 12:13 PM

NOT THAT FUNNY BUT NEVERTHELESS ENTERTAINING....
One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said,
Dad! Mom! I have great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block a way and her name is Susan.
After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk to you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
William was heartbroken.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the news to him. "Dianne is your half sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."
William was furious! HE decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."

11-19-2004, 12:13 PM	#84
ctgblue Heavyweight Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Behind you, waiting to steal your protein Posts: 1,871	NOT THAT FUNNY BUT NEVERTHELESS ENTERTAINING.... One Sunday morning, William burst into the living room and said, Dad! Mom! I have great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block a way and her name is Susan. After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk to you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." William was heartbroken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the news to him. "Dianne is your half sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this." William was furious! HE decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father." __________________ Lift big 2 get big TrueProtein.com Use discount code ctg001 for additional savings on already great prices mod at bodybuilding.com mod at iron-forum.com mod at melanoplanet.com Obesity related illness will account for more than 1/2 of all health care costs in the next few years. So why is the damn government waging war on the FITNESS Industry?? "Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Because, then you're a mile away, AND you've got their shoes"