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Old 11-17-2004, 08:27 AM   #82
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A neatly dressed salesman stopped by a man in the street and asked,
"Sir, would you like to buy a toothbrush for ten dollars?"
Aghast, the man said, "I should say not. That's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt. "Well then, how about a homemade brownie for five cents?"
This seemed fair, and the man handed a nickel to the salesman.
Unwrapping the brownie, he took a bite; suddenly the man spat out the mouthful.
"Say, he snarled, "This brownie tastes like shit!"
“It is”, replied the salesman. “Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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