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Wear Your Sweater - Dear!
Four guys go golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation took place ~
FIRST GUY:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife to paint every room in the house next weekend."
SECOND GUY:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
THIRD GUY:
"Man, you guys have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realize the 4th guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing. What's the deal?"
FOURTH GUY:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golf course or intercourse?' and she said, "Wear your sweater."
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