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ctgblue · 10-19-2004, 08:59 AM

Subject: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat.
As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading right towards his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out "Business trip or vacation?"
She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I am going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in Chicago."
He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she says. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to posses that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman becomes a Little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry", she says. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man says, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

10-19-2004, 08:59 AM	#43
ctgblue Heavyweight Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Behind you, waiting to steal your protein Posts: 1,871	Subject: WHAT'S YOUR NAME? A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading right towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I am going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in Chicago." He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she says. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says, "what myths are those?" "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to posses that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman becomes a Little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry", she says. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!" "Tonto," the man says, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba." __________________ Lift big 2 get big TrueProtein.com Use discount code ctg001 for additional savings on already great prices mod at bodybuilding.com mod at iron-forum.com mod at melanoplanet.com Obesity related illness will account for more than 1/2 of all health care costs in the next few years. So why is the damn government waging war on the FITNESS Industry?? "Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Because, then you're a mile away, AND you've got their shoes"