Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
2. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
3. Dogs think you sing great.
4. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
5. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
6. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
8. Dogs understand that farts are funny.
9. Dogs love red meat.
10. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
11. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
12. Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
13. A dog's parents never visit.
14. Dogs love long car trips.
15. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
16. Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
17. Dogs like beer.
18. No dog ever bought a Kenny G, Cher or Barbara Streisand album.
19. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
20. Dogs don't worry about germs.
21. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
22. You never have to wait for a dog.
23. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
24. Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
25. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
26. Dogs never want foot-rubs.
27. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
(maybe this is why all the good guys seem to always be with dogs)
