Originally Posted by ctgblue

Best Bumper stickers for 1998
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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* My kid had sex with your honor student.
* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* Lord save me from your followers.
* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
* Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
* Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.