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Two men, who work at an airport, are drinking in the hanger one night after work when they realize that they have run out of beer.
They are looking around for something to drink when they spot a large container marked “Jet Fuel”.
They look at each other and think, “It can’t hurt to try a little”.
After one sip they realize, “Hey this is pretty good” and continue drinking it all night.
One of them awakes in the morning to a ringing telephone and realizes, “ Hey, I feel great. No hangover at all.
He picks up the phone and on the other end is his friend.
“How do you feel?” he asks.
“Great, no hangover at all”
“Have you farted yet?” his friend asks.
“NO” he replies.
“Don’t”, says his friend “I’m in Pheonix!”
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