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A man puts 3 items on the conveyor belt at the local grocery store. First item is a Playboy magazine, second item is a frozen TV dinner, third item is a 12-pack of Bud Light.
All of a sudden a beautiful woman waits in line right behind him. She takes one look at the man, then at his items, leans over and says,
"Hey...you must be single, huh?"
The man starts to chuckle, "Haha, why, is it because of all this stuff I bought?"
She says, "No, it's because you're f*cking ugly."
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