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Old 10-10-2008, 05:23 AM   #366
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A penguin takes his truck to the mechanic to get it fixed.

"Mr. Mechanic, what can I do while you fix my truck?"

"Well there's an ice cream shop about 2 miles down the road, it's world famous, check it out."

So the penguin walks to the ice cream shop and is very picky. He waits and waits and can't decide what to get when he suddenly realizes that the repair shop is about to close. So he hastily picks a vanilla ice cream cone and waddles back.

It was a very hot day and he could barely hold the cone since he has flippers. He's trying to run and eat at the same time when the vanilla ice cream melts all over his hands, chest, and beak.

He waddles into the repair shop and gasps, "So...what's...wrong...with my truck?"

The mechanic replies, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal..."

"What? Oh no, this is just ice cream, what happened to my truck?"
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