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My parents shouldn't have left the house to me for a week...
So since monday, it has been a total holocaust of booze and bitches. I had a party Monday Night, I got 3 handles of the shittest vodka known to man, Barton's, god damn that taste like nailpolish. I had 3 hoes that I was going after, 2 of them were from out of town, and boy did they drink. I don't think they had any idea the shit factor of the mixed drinks they were having. The party began at 7 and by 10 there was vomit stations laid out all over my bathrooms. My drummer basically passed out on my brother's bed, and one of our friends, Sean basically poured corn flour all over him. I had 5 other kids sleep over, 3 were hoes and boy was the one that I was with was fun. Prior to all of this, I got drunk off 8-10 of the shit vodka. I took this chick, who I'll call "I'm Catholic with morals, but I'll give you ass anyway." She by far was the best I've had. The best part though was when I was about to load off. She pulled her head back to adjust her head position to receive and swallow; sadly for her it was bad timing. I unloaded, and all of it went into her left eye. I only realized the folly when I head her screaming "YOU HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!!!" 2 seconds later, she licked it off her face and off my dick.
It was a good past couple of nights. Now off to do some ME Lower work.
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