Ive been having the best bowel movements of my life since eating about 2 cups of broccoli with everymeal.
I call the big ones skip
Seriously though, Ive been birthing some butt babies, and Ive always had a crappy metabolism and constipation. Not even fiber like benefiber or metamucil helped. Veggies are where its at.
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There are only three reasons why you may not like the Whopper.
* You hate America and your parents.
* You enjoy killing puppies.
* You are not awesome
I would highly recommend that all first dates happen at Burger King. Order your new girl/guy a Whopper. If he or she refuses feel free to yell, "You are a lame dog killing terrosist!"
TRUE PROTEIN DISCOUNT CODE: SDM333. 
PLEASE USE IT