hem-ROIDS

jlbrebels · 07-31-2008, 01:30 AM

Anyone who has squatted and deadlifted and leg pressed heavy can feel me on this one and it has to do with the roids. No I don't mean the needle kind that you stick in your rear, I mean the friggin' demon that lives and burns and itches in your rear when you train heavy.

I've had them many times before, just wondering what ya'll do about them too. Don't ya'll be pusses and not post like you've never had them before. I need some help guys. This sucks bad. Thanks and keep man handling the slag.

btech · 07-31-2008, 01:43 AM

I guess I'm not squatting or pulling heavy enough.

**SuperD** · 07-31-2008, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by jlbrebels

I mean the friggin' demon that lives and burns and itches in your rear.

Yeah watch out for him. He's no fun

boilerroom · 07-31-2008, 07:21 AM

ive got the same problem at the moment n im in agony i dont mind saying. got some stuff called anasol ( couldnt help but laugh when i saw name ) but its working, the problems nearly gone. u ll probably cringe at the sight of THE APPLICATOR !!!

ddubb9965 · 07-31-2008, 10:21 AM

when i logged in today i looked at the title of this thread and purposefully skipped over it. I have no clue why i came in here, but really wish i hadn't now. Gonna go throw up now.

**homonunculus** · 07-31-2008, 11:15 AM

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hem...ents-and-drugs

-S

**SuperD** · 07-31-2008, 11:31 AM

Maybe it would help if you post pics

fade · 07-31-2008, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperD

Maybe it would help if you post pics

oh god

**Heckman** · 07-31-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperD

Maybe it would help if you post pics

and I thought I was strange...LOL

milkstud · 07-31-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperD

Maybe it would help if you post pics

Yea show us how you "applicat-or" it.

jlbrebels · 07-31-2008, 05:36 PM

Boilerroom thanks bud for the advice, Homon. thanks for the link in case it gets so bad I go to the Dr. ddubb sorry I made you hurl, this is just real life SuperD and fade ya'll made me LMAO truly you did, thanks for making light of my situation Fade don't worry no pics, that's funny though Thanks guys jlbrebels

DEADn · 07-31-2008, 05:44 PM

Dude, I just got over these things. I actually got them when I started back to weightlifting again. I popped some suppositories and it didn't go away. Turned out they were expired on the code date so I got new ones. I used 3 of them then it started to bleed a bit and now it is gone.

All I can say it use Preparation H suppositories or the store brand equivalent. Sometime it only takes using them a few times and then it will go away. Mine are gone after 2 week. Do it slowly lol.

( it is funky when you can feel you pulse in it)

Jocephus · 07-31-2008, 05:59 PM

Be careful brothers. If you notice blood when you wipe go see your doc. Here's a little story for you. About three years ago when I would drop a deuce I would notice a little blood when I wiped. I did not think much of it because there was no pain. I chalked it up to my hardcore powerlifting lifestyle. This continued for a few months and then it happened. I got food poisoning and literally shit nonstop for two days. I got over the food poisoning but was left with a severely hurting rear end. The pain only continued to get worse and worse. It would wake me up in the middle of the night and I would not be able to fall back asleep because of the pain. I would use the bathroom and it was seriously like shitting razors. After suffering this pain for a few months I finally got the courage up to see a doc. Well after a thorough probing and some humiliation the Assdoc told me I had an Anal Fissure. Warm baths, high fiber, and absolutely no training. This was a very depressing time for me. I did not train for over a year, and I will never be 100% cured of this. There is still blood when I wipe on occasions, but no pain for almost two years. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. Take care guys.

DEADn · 07-31-2008, 06:29 PM

Jocephus

I hear what you are saying. When you have the HEMs though, especially when they are out, if you see ocasional blood in the stool that is a good sign. It means they are on the way to healing, or going back instead. When they are out and you see no blood, chances are until you see a little blood you gotta deal with them.

When I see a little blood I am happy because I know what it means.

**SuperD** · 08-02-2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlbrebels

Boilerroom thanks bud for the advice, Homon. thanks for the link in case it gets so bad I go to the Dr. ddubb sorry I made you hurl, this is just real life SuperD and fade ya'll made me LMAO truly you did, thanks for making light of my situation Fade don't worry no pics, that's funny though Thanks guys jlbrebels

Bro The Hemmies are a pain in the ass (

) no doubt about it and I only joke cos I know exactly what you're going thru. Or whats going thru you actually
Mine were so bad some years back that I would actually get down on my hands and knees and pray

before using the

for God to allow me to have a painfree BM. I know it's funny and I wish I was kidding but I am not.

07-31-2008, 01:30 AM	#1
jlbrebels New Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Mississippi Posts: 51	hem-ROIDS Anyone who has squatted and deadlifted and leg pressed heavy can feel me on this one and it has to do with the roids. No I don't mean the needle kind that you stick in your rear, I mean the friggin' demon that lives and burns and itches in your rear when you train heavy. I've had them many times before, just wondering what ya'll do about them too. Don't ya'll be pusses and not post like you've never had them before. I need some help guys. This sucks bad. Thanks and keep man handling the slag. Last edited by jlbrebels : 07-31-2008 at 01:32 AM. Reason: misspelling

07-31-2008, 10:21 AM	#5
ddubb9965 Middleweight Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OCMD...ever been? Posts: 618	when i logged in today i looked at the title of this thread and purposefully skipped over it. I have no clue why i came in here, but really wish i hadn't now. Gonna go throw up now. __________________ "Any action without purpose is meaningless." w3rd!

07-31-2008, 11:15 AM	#6
homonunculus Super Moderator/Roundtable Expert Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 9,165	http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hem...ents-and-drugs -S __________________ NOW AVAILABLE: DAVE HENRY - XTREME MEASURES VIDEO!!! <<<WATCH THE TRAILER>>> -------- FOR THE ABSOLUTELY HIGHEST QUALITY SUPPLEMENTS...AT THE ABSOLUTE LOWEST PRICE... www.trueprotein.com

07-31-2008, 11:31 AM	#7
SuperD Moderator/DC Q & A Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,886	Maybe it would help if you post pics __________________ <NOT QUITE READY FOR DC EITHER

07-31-2008, 05:44 PM	#12
DEADn Bantamweight Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Central Florida Posts: 188	Dude, I just got over these things. I actually got them when I started back to weightlifting again. I popped some suppositories and it didn't go away. Turned out they were expired on the code date so I got new ones. I used 3 of them then it started to bleed a bit and now it is gone. All I can say it use Preparation H suppositories or the store brand equivalent. Sometime it only takes using them a few times and then it will go away. Mine are gone after 2 week. Do it slowly lol. ( it is funky when you can feel you pulse in it) __________________ check out my blog: http://jw-thoughts.blogspot.com

07-31-2008, 01:43 AM	#2
btech Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Shanghai, CN Posts: 1,182	I guess I'm not squatting or pulling heavy enough.

07-31-2008, 07:21 AM	#4
boilerroom New Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 27	ive got the same problem at the moment n im in agony i dont mind saying. got some stuff called anasol ( couldnt help but laugh when i saw name ) but its working, the problems nearly gone. u ll probably cringe at the sight of THE APPLICATOR !!!

07-31-2008, 05:36 PM	#11
jlbrebels New Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Mississippi Posts: 51	Boilerroom thanks bud for the advice, Homon. thanks for the link in case it gets so bad I go to the Dr. ddubb sorry I made you hurl, this is just real life SuperD and fade ya'll made me LMAO truly you did, thanks for making light of my situation Fade don't worry no pics, that's funny though Thanks guys jlbrebels

07-31-2008, 05:59 PM	#13
Jocephus New Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 92	Be careful brothers. If you notice blood when you wipe go see your doc. Here's a little story for you. About three years ago when I would drop a deuce I would notice a little blood when I wiped. I did not think much of it because there was no pain. I chalked it up to my hardcore powerlifting lifestyle. This continued for a few months and then it happened. I got food poisoning and literally shit nonstop for two days. I got over the food poisoning but was left with a severely hurting rear end. The pain only continued to get worse and worse. It would wake me up in the middle of the night and I would not be able to fall back asleep because of the pain. I would use the bathroom and it was seriously like shitting razors. After suffering this pain for a few months I finally got the courage up to see a doc. Well after a thorough probing and some humiliation the Assdoc told me I had an Anal Fissure. Warm baths, high fiber, and absolutely no training. This was a very depressing time for me. I did not train for over a year, and I will never be 100% cured of this. There is still blood when I wipe on occasions, but no pain for almost two years. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. Take care guys.

07-31-2008, 06:29 PM	#14
DEADn Bantamweight Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Central Florida Posts: 188	Jocephus I hear what you are saying. When you have the HEMs though, especially when they are out, if you see ocasional blood in the stool that is a good sign. It means they are on the way to healing, or going back instead. When they are out and you see no blood, chances are until you see a little blood you gotta deal with them. When I see a little blood I am happy because I know what it means. __________________ check out my blog: http://jw-thoughts.blogspot.com

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