The Portal of Det Azathoth pt.II - Page 20

detazathoth · 04-27-2008, 02:43 PM

see buckeye this is why i dont listen to girls

detazathoth: sup hoe?
keystone chick: nothin
keystone chick: but i jus randomly puked
keystone chick: i had to run to the bathroom
keystone chick: and i havent dranken in forever too
detazathoth: bulemic?
keystone chick: nope i didnt stick my finger down
keystone chick: all of a sudden i felt sumthin comin up
keystone chick: and i felt sick
keystone chick: i ran to the tiolet and threw up
keystone chick: it was weird
detazathoth: wtf
detazathoth: how random
keystone chick: i know right...
detazathoth: mmm
keystone chick: so how was ur weekend
detazathoth: amazing
detazathoth: yours?
keystone chick: fun fun
detazathoth: whatd you do?
keystone chick: smoke, smoke, work, work
keystone chick: u
detazathoth: hahaha
detazathoth: laid, laid,....
detazathoth: laid laid ?
keystone chick: speak of the devil im rollin a huge j right now
detazathoth: ahahahaha
detazathoth: so thats what youve been spending your money on?
keystone chick: nah i get it all for free
keystone chick: ppl smoke me up
detazathoth: haha
keystone chick: but i bought sum a couple of days ago
detazathoth: you weed whore
detazathoth: haha
keystone chick: hahahha
keystone chick: ya im quittin drinkin for a bit
detazathoth: why?
keystone chick: cuz its stupid
keystone: and calories

http://photos-010.ll.facebook.com/ph...84747_7357.jpg

...Or maybe that's the reason why she wants to stop drinking...cause then her pictures get thrown around the internet against her will

NovaZ · 04-27-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by detazathoth

The high school proms will interesting to say the least. I'll need a game plan on that. Any tips?

I don't think I'll be hooking up with this chick next weekend. I don't want to burn out on her, and get bored. Besides I like meeting new hoes.

Check your PMs. Pick up and Weightlifting are two of my specialties haha.

detazathoth · 04-27-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by NovaZ

Check your PMs. Pick up and Weightlifting are two of my specialties haha.

Let's grow old and have babies together, thanks man for the PM.

buckeye girl · 04-27-2008, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detazathoth

see buckeye this is why i dont listen to girls

...long conversation....

http://photos-010.ll.facebook.com/ph...84747_7357.jpg

...Or maybe that's the reason why she wants to stop drinking...cause then her pictures get thrown around the internet against her will

A couple things...

Are you guys seriously still discussing the toothbrushing thing? lol

Why you don't listen to girls? Where did that come from? I'm a little confused.

Where was that pic taken? Is she in like a public bathroom or something?

at least it's not a picture of her peeing outside sitting on a wooden bench. A pic of some girl doing that popped up in my facebook news thing a day or two ago.

detazathoth · 04-27-2008, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckeye girl

A couple things...

Are you guys seriously still discussing the toothbrushing thing? lol

Why you don't listen to girls? Where did that come from? I'm a little confused.

Where was that pic taken? Is she in like a public bathroom or something?

at least it's not a picture of her peeing outside sitting on a wooden bench. A pic of some girl doing that popped up in my facebook news thing a day or two ago.

A. We finished that convo, the chick that takes care of me is very skilled, in other words, no toothbrush necessary
B. I don't listen to girls, because that conversation I had with her was beyond retarded
C. That picture was taken at UNH, in a floor's bathroom

MX_Ivanko · 04-27-2008, 06:55 PM

damn it, i was 100% sure i read the nutritional facts of it on a reputable site. now that i go back and look at it, it doesnt look like i had my facts straight.

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/

NovaZ · 04-27-2008, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MX_Ivanko

damn it, i was 100% sure i read the nutritional facts of it on a reputable site. now that i go back and look at it, it doesnt look like i had my facts straight.

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/

My favorite part...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontSpitSwallow

Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

And according to that site it includes testosterone. So why arent we as bodybuilders supplementing with it?

Haha.

brineal · 04-27-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NovaZ

My favorite part...

And according to that site it includes testosterone. So why arent we as bodybuilders supplementing with it?

Haha.

haha, can you imagine the 4 page muscletech ad for that supplement? who would be the lucky bodybuilder to give a quote about the effects "when i drank it down the first time, i could believe the pumps i was getting, ive never felt so hard and full!!!!" lol

....now if we can just come up with a catchy name for it, i dont know that we can outdo anabolic halo tho...

NovaZ · 04-27-2008, 09:20 PM

"New Legal Legitimate Testosterone Without A Prescription! And Doesnt Cost You A Dime!!!"

detazathoth · 04-27-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brineal

haha, can you imagine the 4 page muscletech ad for that supplement? who would be the lucky bodybuilder to give a quote about the effects "when i drank it down the first time, i could believe the pumps i was getting, ive never felt so hard and full!!!!" lol

....now if we can just come up with a catchy name for it, i dont know that we can outdo anabolic halo tho...

hahahaha, I can picture the 6 page ad on navapor with johhnie jackson going berzerk in it.

this snowball joke won't die hahahahaa

MX_Ivanko · 04-27-2008, 11:04 PM

i think we have a name for our new product..."Snowball"

brineal · 04-27-2008, 11:30 PM

some little bb.com kids are gonna catch wind of this and be going around the gym asking where they can score some snowball lol...maybe it should be spelled "snobol" so it looks legit? haha

buckeye girl · 04-28-2008, 12:03 AM

snobol. lol.

I just saw that there is currently a huge kiss before brushing debate on that other site. Hilarious. ("Mildly Embarrassing Question...")

MX_Ivanko · 04-28-2008, 12:10 AM

haha snobol, we need to call TP ASAP!

NovaZ · 04-28-2008, 12:23 AM

I must say Im impressed with the name Snobol.

Someone should seriously post something about supplementing with Snobol at bb.com and get all the kids on it haha.

detazathoth · 04-28-2008, 07:19 AM

now it's something Scott could probably sell to the bb.com along with his TP version of the V-Diet

detazathoth · 04-28-2008, 07:38 PM

ME Upper

1. Floor Press 240 3x3
2. Flat DB Press 3x6 90lbs
3. Seated Rows 4x12 105lbs
4. Rear Delt Fly Machine 3x15 105lbs
5. Low Pulley Swiss Ball Crunches 4x15 120lbs
6. Leg Press Calf Raise (DC Style) 1x12 230lbs

I'm subbed out the CS Rows for Seated Rows. My arms die before my back does. I also subbed out the Cable Rear Delt Flyes for the Machine version since I don't want the triceps to get involed. I've been dissappointed with my bench progress, I wonder if anyone has any advice on getting the bench up.

fightingtiger · 04-28-2008, 07:53 PM

cough speed work cough

ScottMcDonough · 04-28-2008, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by detazathoth

now it's something Scott could probably sell to the bb.com along with his TP version of the V-Diet

You are soooooo clever haha.

detazathoth · 04-28-2008, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottMcDonough

You are soooooo clever haha.

*wicked clever

detazathoth · 04-28-2008, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fightingtiger

cough speed work cough

I'm not changing my routine 8 weeks haha.

NovaZ · 04-30-2008, 01:54 PM

This thread introduced me to Tucker Max.

Ive been read on Neil Strauss, Mystery, David Shade etc but something about Tucker Max just hits home.

When Im home for the summer, and even when my summer session starts and Im done with this goddam hell semester there will be some stories haha.

For now all I have is things like 'yeah my hook up came over yesterday and score one for Nova" but those arent fun stories, haha.

MX_Ivanko · 04-30-2008, 02:08 PM

im glad i could intoduce the ways of tucker to you nova.

detazathoth · 04-30-2008, 04:40 PM

ME Squat/DL

1. Squat 405 3x2, x1
2. Bulgarian split squat 4x8@45lbs 90s min rest
3. Back Extensions 4x10 85lbs 90s rest
4. One Arm Shrugs 110lb@12reps
DB Wrist Curls 40lbs@8reps
(Done Four Times)

So I finally got my belt yesterday, and used it for the my squats. It doesn't feel any different, but I think I could do more volume this time around was probably due to the belt. I will say that my lower back killed a little bit thought. It was hard to hold onto the barbell with my hands and it keep sliding on my back, probably 'cuz I was wearing a sleeveless shirt, and the lack of rear delts.

detazathoth · 04-30-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NovaZ

This thread introduced me to Tucker Max.

Ive been read on Neil Strauss, Mystery, David Shade etc but something about Tucker Max just hits home.

When Im home for the summer, and even when my summer session starts and Im done with this goddam hell semester there will be some stories haha.

For now all I have is things like 'yeah my hook up came over yesterday and score one for Nova" but those arent fun stories, haha.

Thanks for the begining education with the game, it legit looks like a bible. I'm just on chapter 2, but Mystery's ideas are so damn ingenius and simple. I've been thinking of a game plan for these proms I've been asked to go to. I'll probably write them out, but after I'm done with all these busy work I've been having this week. I appreciate it. Although I did come to the conclusion that I wasted the past 5 years of my life with girlfriends, this path to assholeness deff. fits more to my style haha

04-27-2008, 06:55 PM	#481
MX_Ivanko Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: University Of Texas at Austin Posts: 883	damn it, i was 100% sure i read the nutritional facts of it on a reputable site. now that i go back and look at it, it doesnt look like i had my facts straight. http://www.dontspitswallow.com/ __________________ I've been a DC'er since I started training, only problem is I've only been cruising...

04-27-2008, 09:20 PM	#484
NovaZ Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New York Posts: 818	"New Legal Legitimate Testosterone Without A Prescription! And Doesnt Cost You A Dime!!!" __________________ Now I'm afraid of open water But I often bathe in sin Let's be honest, you know you shouldn't bother 'Cuz with me, it's impossible to win Have my posts helped you out? Then help me out by using the Discount Code DLJ115 at TrueProtein to get 5% off your total order.

04-27-2008, 11:04 PM	#486
MX_Ivanko Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: University Of Texas at Austin Posts: 883	i think we have a name for our new product..."Snowball" __________________ I've been a DC'er since I started training, only problem is I've only been cruising...

04-28-2008, 12:03 AM	#488
buckeye girl Middleweight Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: C-bus Posts: 625	snobol. lol. I just saw that there is currently a huge kiss before brushing debate on that other site. Hilarious. ("Mildly Embarrassing Question...") __________________ Actually, deadlifts help anything. You want more muscle? Deadlift. You want to lose bodyfat? Deadlift. Your alternator on your car not working properly? Deadlift.

04-28-2008, 12:10 AM	#489
MX_Ivanko Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: University Of Texas at Austin Posts: 883	haha snobol, we need to call TP ASAP! __________________ I've been a DC'er since I started training, only problem is I've only been cruising...

04-27-2008, 02:43 PM	#476
detazathoth Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 835	see buckeye this is why i dont listen to girls detazathoth: sup hoe? keystone chick: nothin keystone chick: but i jus randomly puked keystone chick: i had to run to the bathroom keystone chick: and i havent dranken in forever too detazathoth: bulemic? keystone chick: nope i didnt stick my finger down keystone chick: all of a sudden i felt sumthin comin up keystone chick: and i felt sick keystone chick: i ran to the tiolet and threw up keystone chick: it was weird detazathoth: wtf detazathoth: how random keystone chick: i know right... detazathoth: mmm keystone chick: so how was ur weekend detazathoth: amazing detazathoth: yours? keystone chick: fun fun detazathoth: whatd you do? keystone chick: smoke, smoke, work, work keystone chick: u detazathoth: hahaha detazathoth: laid, laid,.... detazathoth: laid laid ? keystone chick: speak of the devil im rollin a huge j right now detazathoth: ahahahaha detazathoth: so thats what youve been spending your money on? keystone chick: nah i get it all for free keystone chick: ppl smoke me up detazathoth: haha keystone chick: but i bought sum a couple of days ago detazathoth: you weed whore detazathoth: haha keystone chick: hahahha keystone chick: ya im quittin drinkin for a bit detazathoth: why? keystone chick: cuz its stupid keystone: and calories http://photos-010.ll.facebook.com/ph...84747_7357.jpg ...Or maybe that's the reason why she wants to stop drinking...cause then her pictures get thrown around the internet against her will

04-27-2008, 11:30 PM	#487
brineal Lightweight Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 313	some little bb.com kids are gonna catch wind of this and be going around the gym asking where they can score some snowball lol...maybe it should be spelled "snobol" so it looks legit? haha

04-28-2008, 12:23 AM	#490
NovaZ Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New York Posts: 818	I must say Im impressed with the name Snobol. Someone should seriously post something about supplementing with Snobol at bb.com and get all the kids on it haha. __________________ Now I'm afraid of open water But I often bathe in sin Let's be honest, you know you shouldn't bother 'Cuz with me, it's impossible to win Have my posts helped you out? Then help me out by using the Discount Code DLJ115 at TrueProtein to get 5% off your total order.

04-28-2008, 07:19 AM	#491
detazathoth Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 835	now it's something Scott could probably sell to the bb.com along with his TP version of the V-Diet Last edited by detazathoth : 04-28-2008 at 07:27 AM.

04-28-2008, 07:38 PM	#492
detazathoth Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 835	ME Upper 1. Floor Press 240 3x3 2. Flat DB Press 3x6 90lbs 3. Seated Rows 4x12 105lbs 4. Rear Delt Fly Machine 3x15 105lbs 5. Low Pulley Swiss Ball Crunches 4x15 120lbs 6. Leg Press Calf Raise (DC Style) 1x12 230lbs I'm subbed out the CS Rows for Seated Rows. My arms die before my back does. I also subbed out the Cable Rear Delt Flyes for the Machine version since I don't want the triceps to get involed. I've been dissappointed with my bench progress, I wonder if anyone has any advice on getting the bench up.

04-28-2008, 07:53 PM	#493
fightingtiger Middleweight Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 701	cough speed work cough __________________ Super diesel thighs. "I shat lightning bolts the first couple weeks I took it. but then they stopped. I need to cycle" WWW.TRUEPROTEIN.COM -USE DISCOUNT CODE TBR999 AND RECIEVE 5% OFF ALL ORDERS!

04-30-2008, 01:54 PM	#497
NovaZ Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New York Posts: 818	This thread introduced me to Tucker Max. Ive been read on Neil Strauss, Mystery, David Shade etc but something about Tucker Max just hits home. When Im home for the summer, and even when my summer session starts and Im done with this goddam hell semester there will be some stories haha. For now all I have is things like 'yeah my hook up came over yesterday and score one for Nova" but those arent fun stories, haha. __________________ Now I'm afraid of open water But I often bathe in sin Let's be honest, you know you shouldn't bother 'Cuz with me, it's impossible to win Have my posts helped you out? Then help me out by using the Discount Code DLJ115 at TrueProtein to get 5% off your total order.

04-30-2008, 02:08 PM	#498
MX_Ivanko Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: University Of Texas at Austin Posts: 883	im glad i could intoduce the ways of tucker to you nova. __________________ I've been a DC'er since I started training, only problem is I've only been cruising...

04-30-2008, 04:40 PM	#499
detazathoth Light-heavyweight Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 835	ME Squat/DL 1. Squat 405 3x2, x1 2. Bulgarian split squat 4x8@45lbs 90s min rest 3. Back Extensions 4x10 85lbs 90s rest 4. One Arm Shrugs 110lb@12reps DB Wrist Curls 40lbs@8reps (Done Four Times) So I finally got my belt yesterday, and used it for the my squats. It doesn't feel any different, but I think I could do more volume this time around was probably due to the belt. I will say that my lower back killed a little bit thought. It was hard to hold onto the barbell with my hands and it keep sliding on my back, probably 'cuz I was wearing a sleeveless shirt, and the lack of rear delts.

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